Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Killer Trees

Trees can be violent creatures intent on killing you. Please take this as a dire warning.

If you combine one of these...
With one of these...


And a rider sitting on top - say, me, for instance - you get violence too frightening for normal people to behold. Without any provocation, the tree reaches down and smacks you in the forehead. Even if you duck as you try to sneak under it, it knows you are there and it reaches down and clobbers you on the top of your bent over head. This leaves nasty marks on one's noggin, even if one wears protective gear such as one's SLC Olympics baseball cap. It also jars one's teeth so much that you think they're all going to crumble and fall out. It also makes one say, "ouch" - or some other explitive related to such a sudden, unwarranted attack.

So, be warned.

I'm just saying...

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